Monday, October 4, 2010

For Sale By Owner (Queen Creek)

one small child. male. 14 months old. 22 maybe 23 pounds. fairly healthy.

reason for sale: TEETHING. GRUMPY. CRYING. NEEDY.

will throw in a costco size box of diapers for free.

ready for pick up. make me an offer. trades are welcome: tell me what you have.










7 comments:

  1. SOLD!!! I love his face so much!!! My mom told me she got to hang out with him and kiss his face! jealous!!! so I will just buy him so that I can kiss his face whenever I want! Good luck with teething 19 months old and they are still coming in and the grouchiness is back at the bennett house too! do I have to pay for shipping and handling?

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  2. I will trade you for an 18 month old, straight up. They probably even wear the same size diapers so no need to throw in your Costco box. Bonus: Dean has had all of his teeth for like 6 months so he is out of that phase (although the terrible two's are creeping in...)

    Also. Benson is the CUTEST baby on the planet (tied with Dean)

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  3. how about a solid oak pool table with claw foot legs- straight up send him over to grandma conn house

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  4. Hands down I'll take him...too cute!

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  5. He would complete my family nicely. We need a little boy around here. But I think I will grow my own. Yours looks too much like his dad for us to pull it off. Thanks for the offer! Oh teething! whenever my kids are super cranky that is usually the culprit! Good luck!

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  6. who is this child? I have never seen my honeyboy Benson act like this! WHO is this impostor? But if he is still up for grabs Papa would like a lease Option and Nana wants at least a weekend here or there so mom and dad can have a quite weekend ! Any weekend any month any day!!!! OH and Bryce dont worry you will always be our Number ONE HONEYBOY !!!!! AREN'T you glad you taught me how to do this !!!! Cant wait to see your saturday trip. Lots of love Mom

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  7. Oh by the way the GRUMPY, CRYING, NEEDY ACT! Well from my experience I dont believe they ever grow out of it ! MOM

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